Q- What is an Antibiotic?
A- An antibiotic is something produced by fungi that kills bacteria. It was discovered by Alexander Fleming. He got a Nobel for it.
Q- Why have you added a “K”? Can’t you spell?
A- I can spell and I have added a K because “The AntibioTick” is not an antibiotic.
Q- Then what the f*** is the “Antibiotic-with-a-K”???..
A- just write “AntibioTick”. The AntibioTick is a Tick, no need to be vulgar about it.
Q- I am talking to a Tick! How did I not realize?
A- because you cant see me online you dork.
Q- Do you have a life?
A- Next question, and stay on the topic please.
Q- OK chill… So is this Tick real?
A- Of course he is.
Q- Yeah right. How do you know this tick is a HE?
A- Because I am the AntibioTick and I have near human intelligence (though I don’t think that’s saying much)
Q- If you are a tick why is there a spider sketch where your photo is supposed to be?
A- I am camera shy and I could not find a free sketch of a tick that I liked.
Q- You are strict about plagiarism?
A- Absolutely, It is one of the few issues I am serious about.
Q- So why does a Tick have a blog?
A- Please call me the “AntibioTick.” I am a super-bug with near human intelligence. Those with near human intelligence tend to blog.
I additionally have this incredible urge to express myself through words. (Also a quality of those with near human intelligence, as well as those with vocabularies)
Q- Fine Mr AntibioTick. so why the weird name?
A- My creation and life (See bio) is completely contrary to biology. Yet I am biological and love the subject. So I am a living being, a tick and also “anti-biology” i.e. anti-bio.
I combined this to make my name, the AntibioTick.
Q- What’s with the capital in the middle of the name?
A- Because I think its cool.
Q- I don’t
A- Then go stuff yourself.
Q- What do you blog about? Biology?
A- Yes and no, while there will be a lot of biology in this blog it is more a blog by a biologist then a blog about biology. Life in a biology lab, the fun, the sorrow, how I look at the world around me and my general take on issues like Sachin Tendulkar retiring, Malala yousafzai, Obama’s re-election and enlightenment.
Q- Will this blog be any good?
A- I guarantee interesting topics, unique (or at least cleverly copied) ideas, sarcasm, appropriate irreverence, and constantly improving writing. Then again it is a matter of taste.
It will help if you paid a bit of attention in school and/or have some natural (near human) intelligence to appreciate the content.
Q- OK dude, your answers are getting too long and conventional. Can we cut it?
A- You are the one asking the questions, plus I need to put some information somewhere.
Q- Where is all this stuff you’re gonna write about?
A- On my blog, duh. stop reading this crap and go to my main page.
Q- Can I have your number?
A- Only if you are female, beautiful, intelligent and single (In that order of relevance). but you can e-mail me or like my Facebook page.
Q- OK buddy, great talking to you, see ya.
A- Goodbye, keep on reading.